fetishgen

Your fetish is [[fetish]]

// Returns an array of traces, each different from the one preceding it unless retrace() maxes out attempts.\n\nwindow.traceArray = function(symbol, num){\n\tvar output = [];\n\toutput.push( trace(symbol) );\n\n\tfor (var i = 1; i < num; i++) {\n\t\toutput.push( retrace(symbol, output[i-1]) );\n\t};\n\n\treturn output;\n}

//requires jquery\n\n// input: an array of objects\n//\t\t a property that each of those object have\n// output: an array of the properties of all the objects\nwindow.skimObjectArray = function(objectArray, property){\n\tconsole.log("skimObjectArray(", "objectArray", objectArray, "property", property, ")")\n\tvar values = [];\n\n\tfor (var i = 0; i < objectArray.length; i++) {\n\t\tvar thingToAdd = objectArray[i][property];\n\t\tif(typeof thingToAdd === "object"){\n\t\t\t// i hope to god this works\n\t\t\tthingToAdd = objectArray[i][property].join("\sn")\n\t\t}\n\t\tvalues.push( thingToAdd );\n\t};\n\n\tvalues = values.join("\sn");\n\tvalues = values.split("\sn")\n\n\treturn values;\n}\n\nStory.prototype.appendCorpora = function(){\n\tvar corporaToAppend = tale.lookup("tags", "corpus");\n\tif(!corporaToAppend.length) return;\n\n\tfor(var i in corporaToAppend){\n\t\tvar currentPassage = corporaToAppend[i].title;\n\n\t\t// the rules are the concatenation of each symbol in this passage\n\t\tvar rules = [];\n\t\tvar lines = tale.passages[currentPassage].text.split("\sn")\n\t\tfor(var j in lines){\n\t\t\tvar line = lines[j];\n\t\t\tvar location = line.split("#");\n\t\t\tconsole.log("location: ", location);\n\t\t\tvar corpusLocation = location[0];\n\n\t\t\t// fetch me that sweet sweet boy\n\t\t\tvar corpus = $.ajax({\n\t\t\t\tdataType: "json",\n\t\t\t\turl: corpusLocation,\n\t\t\t\tasync: false\n\t\t\t});\n\t\t\tcorpus = corpus.responseJSON;\n\n\t\t\t// drill down to the array we want\n\t\t\tfor (var i = 1; i < location.length; i++) {\n\t\t\t\tconsole.log("corpus: ", corpus);\n\t\t\t\t// if there's a ! at the beginning of a location, skim the objArray for that property\n\t\t\t\tif(location[i][0] === "!"){\n\t\t\t\t\tcorpus = skimObjectArray(corpus, location[i].substring(1));\n\t\t\t\t\tcontinue;\n\t\t\t\t}\n\n\t\t\t\tcorpus = corpus[ location[i] ]\n\t\t\t};\n\n\t\t\tconsole.log("corpus: ", corpus);\n\t\t\t// add this into the symbol-in-progress\n\t\t\trules = rules.concat(corpus);\n\t\t\tconsole.log("rules: ", rules)\n\t\t}\n\n\t\t// the name of this symbol is the name of the passage\n\t\tvar finalJSON = "{ \s"" + currentPassage + "\s": " + JSON.stringify(rules) + " }";\n\n\t\t// save our dark deeds to the passage\n\t\ttale.passages[currentPassage].text = finalJSON;\n\n\t\t//tag this as JSON so it gets appended in the next step\n\t\ttale.passages[currentPassage].tags.push("JSON")\n\t}\n\n\tconsole.log("corpora loaded")\n}\n\nStory.prototype.appendJSON = function() {\n\tvar JSONtoAppend = tale.lookup("tags", "JSON");\n\tif(!JSONtoAppend.length) return;\n\n\tfor(i in JSONtoAppend){\n\t\tvar newJSON = JSON.parse(JSONtoAppend[i].text);\n\t\t$.extend(this.data, newJSON);\n\t}\n\tconsole.log("JSON appended");\n}\n\nfunction Story(){\n\tvar grammars = tale.lookup("tags", "grammar", "title");\n\tthis.data = {};\n\n\tvar links = /(\s[\s[\sb)(.+?)(\sb\s]\s])/g;\n\tvar sublinks = /([^\s[\s]]+)*(.+)/\n\n\tfunction convertSyntax(match, p1, p2, p3){\n\t\t// If a passage is invoked that's tagged as a grammar, change Twine links into Tracery symbols.\n\t\t// e.g.: [[animal]] => #animal#\n\t\t// e.g.: [[animal][capitalize]] => #animal.capitalize#\n\n\t\t// p1 is left brackets, p3 is right brackets\n\t\tvar targetLink = p2.split("][")[0];\n\t\tvar modifiers = p2.split("][").slice(1, p2.length).join(".");\n\t\tmodifiers = modifiers?("." + modifiers):"";\n\t\t\n\t\tvar trace = "#" + targetLink + modifiers + "#";\n\t\t\n\t\tvar linkIsGrammar = false;\n\t\tvar tags = tale.get(targetLink).tags\n\t\tfor(var i = 0; i < tags.length; i++){\n\t\t\tif(tags[i] == "grammar" || tags[i] == "corpus"){\n\t\t\t\tlinkIsGrammar = true;\n\t\t\t\tbreak;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t}\n\n\t\treturn linkIsGrammar?trace:match;\n\t}\n\n\tfor(var i in grammars){\n\t\tif(grammars[i] == undefined) continue;\n\n\t\t// Passage names become grammar names, Passage text becomes grammar text. \n\t\tvar newSymbol = grammars[i].title\n\t\tvar newText = grammars[i].text\n\n\t\tvar link = /(\s[\s[\sb)(.+?)(\sb\s]\s])/g;\n\t\tnewText = newText.replace(link, convertSyntax);\n\t\t// Get everything that's being linked to.\n\n\t\tthis.data[newSymbol] = newText.split('\sn');\n\t}\n\n\tthis.appendCorpora();\n\tthis.appendJSON();\n\tconsole.log("Story: ", this);\n}\nStory.prototype.constructor = Story;\n\n// Append this to the tale object because I don't know where else to put it.\nTale.prototype.story = new Story();\n\nStory.prototype.toHTML = function() {\n\tvar output = [];\n\tvar tab = "     ";\n\tvar beg = '\sn' + tab + "\s"{{{"\n\tvar end = "}}}\s""\n\n\tfor(var i in this.data){\n\t\tvar gram = "\s"" + i + "\s": [";\n\t\tgram += beg + this.data[i].join(end + ',' + beg) + end;\n\t\tgram += "]";\n\t\toutput.push(gram);\n\t}\n\treturn "{\sn" + output.join(",\sn") + "\sn}";\n}\n\nTale.prototype.JSONtoTwee = function() {\n\tvar JSONtoConvert = tale.lookup("tags", "JSON");\n\tvar combinedJSON = ""\n\n\tfor (var i in JSONtoConvert){\n\t\tcombinedJSON += JSONtoConvert[i].text;\n\t}\n\n\t// Note the {{{}}} delimiters in textPost. This is intended for display in Twine, so\n\t// if you're just running these raw they aren't necessary.\n\tvar regex = {titlesPre: /\st"(.+)": \s[/g, titlesPost: " :: $1 [grammar]",\n\t\t\t\t textPre: /\st*"(.+)",*(?:\sn\st)?(?:\s],)*\sn/g, textPost: "{{{$1}}} "}\n\n\tvar tweeOutput = combinedJSON.replace(regex.titlesPre, regex.titlesPost);\n\ttweeOutput = tweeOutput.replace(regex.textPre, regex.textPost);\n\ttweeOutput = tweeOutput.replace(/({\sn)|(]\sn})/g, "")\n\n\treturn tweeOutput;\n}

<<if !tale.grammar>>\n\t<<if tracery>>\n\t\t<<set tale.grammar = tracery.createGrammar(tale.story.data)>>\n\t\t<<print console.log("grammar: ", tale.grammar)>>\n\t<<else>>\n\t\t<<print console.log("grammar instantiation failed")>>\n\t<<endif>>\n<<endif>>

You have a secret fetish that only I know.\n\n[[Do you want to know?|run]]

// This is a slightly modified version of Leon Arnott's cyclinglink macro.\n\nversion.extensions.tracelinkMacro = {\n\tmajor: 0,\n\tminor: 1,\n\trevision: 0\n};\nmacros.tracelink = {\n\thandler: function(a, b, c) {\n\t\tvar rl = "traceLink";\n\n\t\tfunction toggleText(w) {\n\t\t\tw.classList.remove("traceLinkInit");\n\t\t\tw.classList.toggle(rl + "Enabled");\n\t\t\tw.classList.toggle(rl + "Disabled");\n\t\t\tw.style.display = ((w.style.display == "none") ? "inline" : "none")\n\t\t}\n\t\tswitch (c[c.length - 1]) {\n\t\t\tcase "end":\n\t\t\t\tvar end = true;\n\t\t\t\tc.pop();\n\t\t\t\tbreak;\n\t\t\tcase "out":\n\t\t\t\tvar out = true;\n\t\t\t\tc.pop();\n\t\t\t\tbreak\n\t\t}\n\t\tvar v = "";\n\t\tif (c.length && c[0][0] == "$") {\n\t\t\tv = c[0].slice(1);\n\t\t\tc.shift()\n\t\t}\n\t\tvar h = state.history[0].variables;\n\t\tif (out && h[v] === "") {\n\t\t\treturn\n\t\t}\n\t\tvar l = Wikifier.createInternalLink(a, null);\n\t\tl.className = "internalLink cyclingLink";\n\t\tl.setAttribute("data-cycle", 0);\n\n\t\t// Prebake a bunch of traces and use those as our links to cycle through.\n\t\tc = traceArray(c[0], 64);\n\n\t\tfor (var i = 0; i < c.length; i++) {\n\t\t\tvar on = (i == Math.max(c.indexOf(h[v]), 0));\n\t\t\tvar d = insertElement(null, "span", null, "traceLinkInit traceLink" + ((on) ? "En" : "Dis") + "abled");\n\t\t\tif (on) {\n\t\t\t\th[v] = c[i];\n\t\t\t\tl.setAttribute("data-cycle", i)\n\t\t\t} else {\n\t\t\t\td.style.display = "none"\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\tinsertText(d, c[i]);\n\t\t\tif (on && end && i == c.length - 1) {\n\t\t\t\tl.parentNode.replaceChild(d, l)\n\t\t\t} else {\n\t\t\t\tl.appendChild(d)\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t}\n\t\tl.onclick = function() {\n\t\t\tvar t = this.childNodes;\n\t\t\tvar u = this.getAttribute("data-cycle") - 0;\n\t\t\tvar m = t.length;\n\t\t\ttoggleText(t[u]);\n\t\t\tu = (u + 1);\n\t\t\tif (!(out && u == m)) {\n\t\t\t\tu %= m;\n\t\t\t\tif (v) {\n\t\t\t\t\th[v] = c[u]\n\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t} else {\n\t\t\t\th[v] = ""\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\tif ((end || out) && u == m - (end ? 1 : 0)) {\n\t\t\t\tif (end) {\n\t\t\t\t\tvar n = this.removeChild(t[u]);\n\t\t\t\t\tn.className = rl + "End";\n\t\t\t\t\tn.style.display = "inline";\n\t\t\t\t\tthis.parentNode.replaceChild(n, this)\n\t\t\t\t} else {\n\t\t\t\t\tthis.parentNode.removeChild(this);\n\t\t\t\t\treturn\n\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\treturn\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\ttoggleText(t[u]);\n\t\t\tthis.setAttribute("data-cycle", u)\n\t\t}\n\t}\n};

in the butt\n\t\tin a cemetary\n\t\ton the tarmac\n\t\twhile drinking soda\n\t\tin the face\n\t\tin SPACE\n\t\tat the doctor's office\n\t\twith my hair\n\t\tagainst my feet\n\t\tin the library\n\t\twhile on Facebook\n\t\tin the mouth\n\t\tunder the balls\n\t\tbetween the dicks\n\t\tin the armpit\n\t\tup the cunt\n\t\ton the underboob\n\t\tin a gorilla suit\n\t\twho I met on OKCupid\n\t\tin missionary position\n\t\tright after church\n\t\tright before church\n\t\twith a spreadsheet\n\t\twith a quartz dildo\n\t\tat raves\n\t\tat the gay pride parade\n\t\tduring work\n\t\twith peanut butter\n\t\twhile listening to a recording of myself\n\t\tinto a volcano\n\t\twho remind me of my grandmother\n\t\tin a swimming pool full of jello\n\t\twith boots on\n\t\ton top of old smokey\n\t\ton a bed of nails\n\t\twhile skydiving\n\t\twhile fully clothed\n\t\twhile stoned\n\t\twith a medium-sized cactus\n\t\tcovered in chocolate syrup\n\t\tand then being disgusted with myself\n\t\twhile wearing glasses\n\t\ttenderly\n\t\ton the sidewalk\n\t\tup the nose\n\t\ton the nipples\n\t\ton the neck\n\t\tbetween the toes\n\t\tdressed head to toe in leather\n\t\ton a beach\n\t\twithout them knowing\n\t\tbut not in a creepy way\n\t\twhile menstruating\n\t\twhile reading the dictionary out loud\n\t\twhile watching with a mirror\n\t\twhile on fire\n\t\twithout a condom\n\t\twith a boner\n\t\tin the early moonlight\n\t\t(*rimshot*)\n\t\tat band camp\n\t\tbehind the trailer park dumpster\n\t\twith an ice cube\n\t\tat the Renaissance fair\n\t\tunder the guise of night\n\t\tin a stranger's bed\n\t\tat the movie theater\n\t\tin a Turkish bath house\n\t\twhile wearing a dog collar\n\t\tin a cage\n\t\twhile pooping\n\t\ton all fours\n\t\tin the dressing room\n\t\twhile sipping bourbon beside the roaring fire\n\t\tat Burning Man\n\t\twho are begging for it\n\t\tin exchange for diamonds\n\t\ton the metal table in the morgue\n\t\tand then summoning Lucifer\n\t\ton a hospital gurney\n\t\twhile coated in aloe\n\t\tand stealing their fedoras\n\t\ton a swing\n\t\tin the back of a van\n\t\tbut I haven't done that since the eighties\n\t\ttomorrow\n\t\tand never calling them for a second date\n\t\twhile watching Twilight\n\t\twhile talking like Shakespeare characters\n\t\tusing a baby voice\n\t\tunder water\n\t\tafter a fight\n\t\tjust like that one scene in Caligula\n\t\tand then we make a card game about it\n\t\twith foam everywhere\n\t\twho is pregnant\n\t\tin a high school planetarium\n\t\tafter a storm\n\t\twhile walking the dog\n\t\twhile naked

html {\n width: 100%;\n\n /* Vertical colour gradient */\n background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, black, midnightblue);\n background-image: -webkit-linear-gradient(top, black, midnightblue);\n background-attachment: fixed;\n\n /* Fallback colour */\n background-color: midnightblue;\n\n /* Vertical centering */\n height: 100%;\n display: table;\n}\nbody {\n /* Remove default styles */\n font-size: 100%;\n background-color: transparent;\n margin: 0;\n\n /* Vertical centering */\n height:100%;\n display:table-cell;\n vertical-align: middle;\n}\n#passages {\n border-left: 0px;\n margin: 0;\n /* Keep a gap at the top and bottom of the page,\n when the text is longer than the window's height. */\n padding: 5% 0;\n}\n\n.passage {\n /* Passage width */\n width: 60%;\n /* Horizontal centering */\n margin: 0 auto;\n\n /* Text formatting */\n color: white;\n font-size: 100%;\n text-align:center;\n}\n\n/* No sidebar */\n#sidebar {\n display:none;\n}\n\n/* Links */\na.internalLink, a.externalLink {\n color: #e300ff;\n\ttext-decoration:none;\n}\na.internalLink:hover, a.externalLink:hover {\n color: #b000ff;\n text-decoration: none;\n}\n\n/* Shrink the page when viewed on devices with a low screen width */\n@media screen and (max-width: 960px) {\n .passage { font-size: 90%; width: 70%; }\n}\n@media screen and (max-width: 840px) {\n .passage { font-size: 87.5%; width: 80%; }\n}\n@media screen and (max-width: 720px) {\n .passage { font-size: 75%; width: 90%; }\n}\n.revision-span-in {\n\topacity: 0;\n}\n.revision-span:not(.revision-span-out) {\n\ttransition: 1s; -webkit-transition: 1s;\n}\n.revision-span-out {\n\tposition:absolute;\n\topacity: 0;\n}

// Expands a symbol and returns the output.\nwindow.trace = function(symbol){\n\tif(symbol === undefined){\n\t\tsymbol = "origin";\n\t}\n\tif(tale.grammar === undefined){\n\t\tconsole.log("Couldn't find the grammar object.");\n\t\treturn "ERROR: Grammar object not found.";\n\t}\n\n\tvar output = tale.grammar.flatten("#" + symbol + "#")\t\n//\tconsole.log(symbol + " expands to:\sn" + output);\n\treturn output;\n}

[[verb]] [[noun]] [[flavor]]

[[I knew it.|run]]

v.2016-09-05

<<trace>>\n\n<<timedreplace 2s >> \n<<becomes>>Hey, that's fine. I wonder if there are [[any more|more]]<<endtimedreplace>>

jquery:on\nhash:off\nbookmark:on\nmodernizr:off\nundo:on\nobfuscate:off\nexitprompt:off\nblankcss:off\n

<<silently>>\nUses the parameter if one was passed. Then, checks for the $symbol variable. If neither is present, uses "origin". Clears $symbol at the end.\n\n<<if parameter(0)>>\n\t<<set $symbol to parameter(0)>>\n<<else>><<if $symbol>>\n\tNo need to do anything.\n<<else>>\n\t<<set $symbol to "origin">>\n<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n<<endsilently>><<print console.log("trace " + $symbol)>><<print tale.grammar.flatten("#" + $symbol + "#")>><<forget $symbol>>

String.prototype.contains = function(substring){\n\tif (substring.constructor === Array){\n\t\tfor (var i = 0; i < substring.length; i++){\n\t\t\tif(this.contains(substring[i])){\n\t\t\t\treturn substring[i]; // Non-empty string evaluates to true\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t}\n\t\treturn false;\n\t} else {\n\t\treturn this.indexOf(substring) > 0;\n\t}\n}

// Returns a new version of a given expansion.\nwindow.retrace = function(symbol, old, maxAttempts){\n\tif(maxAttempts === undefined){\n\t\tmaxAttempts = 32;\n\t}\n\tif(!(maxAttempts > 1)){\n\t\tmaxAttempts = 1;\n\t}\n\t\n\tvar output = "", attempts = 0;\n\tdo{\n\t\toutput = trace(symbol);\n\t\tattempts++;\n\t}while(output == old && attempts < maxAttempts)\n\n//\tconsole.log("retrace:"\n//\t\t\t\t+ "\sn\stold: " + old\n//\t\t\t\t+ "\sn\stnew: " + output\n//\t\t\t\t+ "\sn\stattempts: " + attempts)\n\treturn output;\n}

Dominating\nFisting\n\t\tFucking\n\t\tForgetting\n\t\tFingering\n\t\tGoing down on\n\t\tStimulating\n\t\tSynergizing with\n\t\tBlowing\n\t\tSexing\n\t\tHaving intercourse with\n\t\tSubmitting to\n\t\tWhipping\n\t\tSpanking\n\t\tDressing up as\n\t\tKnowing (in the Biblical way)\n\t\tLaughing at\n\t\tTickling\n\t\tHandcuffing\n\t\tAnnoying\n\t\tPeeing on\n\t\tVideotaping\n\t\tUrinating on\n\t\tPenis fencing with\n\t\tDisplaying\n\t\tMounting\n\t\tUtilizing\n\t\tPitching\n\t\tCatching\n\t\tCarpet munching\n\t\tBeing abducted by\n\t\tBeing gangbanged by\n\t\tBeing probed by\n\t\tProbing\n\t\tJizzing all over\n\t\tPenetrating\n\t\tGroping\n\t\tCutting\n\t\tJerking off to\n\t\tTying up\n\t\tSniffing\n\t\tBeing peed on by\n\t\tSqueezing\n\t\tArguing with\n\t\tPretending to be\n\t\tShowering with\n\t\tYelling at\n\t\tWatching\n\t\tBeing vomited on by\n\t\tVomiting on\n\t\tFemale ejaculation by\n\t\tEating\n\t\tBeing naked with\n\t\tThrusting into\n\t\tScissoring\n\t\tCuddling with\n\t\tGalvinizing\n\t\tSinging to\n\t\tFiguratively sleeping with\n\t\tLiterally sleeping with\n\t\tOrgies with\n\t\tRimming\n\t\tSeducing\n\t\tFornicating with\n\t\tDry humping\n\t\tMassaging\n\t\tLubing up\n\t\tSodomizing\n\t\tSixty-nining\n\t\tCaressing\n\t\tSauteeing\n\t\tBabysitting\n\t\tFarting at\n\t\tMenstruating on\n\t\tWorking out with\n\t\tDeflowering\n\t\tFacebook stalking\n\t\tBiting\n\t\tQueefing under\n\t\tStroking\n\t\tRiding\n\t\tDefecating on\n\t\tDoing drugs with\n\t\tDiscussing politics with\n\t\tFlossing after\n\t\tNot being able to even with\n\t\tFrolicking with\n\t\tStarting a sex cult with\n\t\tProcrastinating with\n\t\tRectally examaning\n\t\tMoaning at the sight of\n\t\tLending my old team jacket to\n\t\tCollecting\n\t\tDrinking fine wine with\n\t\tPlaying pretend with\n\t\tFighting\n\t\tGetting hit by\n\t\tStomping on\n\t\tDreaming about\n\t\tSmothering

Your Secret Fetish

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<<traceryInit>>

window.grammar = function(rule){\n\treturn tale.get(rule).text.split('\sn');\n}

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